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Post by Thatguy on Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:22 am

I have one. It was in 1st grade. I was in the cafeteria. I had one of those little all paper juice containers like baloons and didn't even know how to drink it. and so, i squeezed it. It popped and soaked me, the peron across fro me, and the 2 next to me. It was cool. Oh, and getting piss drunk and knocking up a hooker doesn't count as a funny food story.
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Post by SolidLink on Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:24 am

Well you cant really consider this funny, but I will post it anyway. Back when I was in like Kindergarden to 2nd Grade, I was sitting at the cafeteria table one day and my friend sitting next to me poured milk on my head and kicked me in the nuts. God that was one of the most painful days of my life.
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Post by Thatguy on Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:26 am

What a douche. is he still your friend?
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Post by sidewayd on Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:31 am

Way back in grade school I got a piece of candy from the teacher for getting a question right. It just so happened that I had a cold that day and when I put the candy in my mouth, I started to cough really bad. The teacher thought I was choking and started freaking out and smacking me on the back. I had to spit the candy out so she'd stop hitting me. After that this girl in my class started bawling because she thought I almost died.

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Post by SolidLink on Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:36 am

Fuck no, I hate him now. Although I did meet up with him once. But we were both in Karate so ya.
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Post by Admin on Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:34 pm

Thatguy wrote:I have one. It was in 1st grade. I was in the cafeteria. I had one of those little all paper juice containers like baloons and didn't even know how to drink it. and so, i squeezed it. It popped and soaked me, the peron across fro me, and the 2 next to me. It was cool.

That happened to me also when I was in 6th grade, except I only got the person in front of me!

Also, in high school I got mad at one of my friends at lunch and threw my pizza at them.

SolidLink wrote:Fuck no, I hate him now. Although I did meet up with him once. But we were both in Karate so ya.

Theat's cool, I used to do karate, I got a whole 4 belts.
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Post by SolidLink on Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:05 pm

I got 3 then quit. Im thinkin of takin it up again. Is good exercise.
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